's updated test.
Character Name (worth 1 point each)
I'm gunna do two at a time for this. XD Xeir/Spider and Oannes. :3
Xeir/Spider = X
Oannes = O
[ ] Is the character named after you (sorta yes, sort no :'D)
[ ] Does he/she have a name such as Mar, Miz, Mib, Rose, Toxic etc.
[/] Is the character's name a noun or adjective (well the "spider" bit is for Xeir. but thats a psudeo name so, half a point? XD)
[ ] Does the character have more than one first, middle, or last name, without a reason?
[ ] Is the character's name foreign (like the name normally a human would have), even though the character isn't?
[ ] Does the characters name have a meaning?
[ ] They are named after a existing character or person (example: Jesus, Moses, Deadpool, Lilo, Spyro, Spiderman, Buzz Lightyear etc)
TOTAL: 0.5 for Xeir.
Appearance (worth 1 point each)
[ ] Does your character appear to be much younger than she/he really is?
[ ] They are very muscular/strong
[O] Do they have boobs if female (Oannes does... but she's a vort. Does that still count? XD)
[ ] If they do have boobs, do they happen to be ridiculously large.
[ ] They are considered beautiful, hot or sexy to everyone
[ ] They think they are hot and sexy
[ ] They have extremely long eyelashes (female)
[ ] Do they have any unusual eye color other than red, maroon, purple, green, or brown?
[ ] They are taller than the tallest (instead of 1 point add 3 points. Tallest are called tallest for a reason. Ignore this if your character is a tallest.)
[ ] Does the character get a ridiculous amount of physical description compared to the rest of the characters?
[ ] One eye is a different color than the other.
[ ] They happen to have hair
[ ] If they have hair, it happens to be one bang covering one eye.
[ ] They happen to have overly flamboyant antennae (Piercings, dyed, colorful, stripes, spots, zigzags, crazy shapes, floaty things, heartshaped, etc)
[ ] The antennae happens to be shaped like a fishing rod.
[ ] They have unnaturally long antennae
[ ] He/she happens to not have a PAK
[/\] He/she wears human clothing (well, define whats human and whats not. XD i don't even know what the answer is so i'll give half a point to each. XD)
[ ] They happen to have a different tongue color other than magenta or maroon.
[ ] They wear a lot of make up
[ ] Happen to have too many crazy colors, like rainbow colored anything.
[ ] They happen to have different colored blood (Unless they're a homestuck troll they shouldn't have multiple blood colors per Irken, it is said they have only one color for their blood.)
[X] They have sharp teeth (sorry Irkens don't have sharp teeth. Mutated and teeth sharpened still counts as sue trait.) (Xeir only has 3/4 cuz one time when he was interrigated, they were filed everytime he refused to answer. XD)
[ ] They have a implant. (looks sorta like Tak's)
[ ] Their implant happens to make them stronger, and able to use it for special abilities efficiently.
[ ] They wear skimpy, and slutty clothing.
TOTAL: 1.5 for both. XD
Personality (worth 1 point each)
[ ] They are a cannibal
[ ] They are insane
[X] They are a rebel
[ ] They were based off of you
[ ] He/she happens to be a psychopath
[ ] Is sadistic
[ ] They are highly intelligent
[X] Hates the tallest (Xeir wasn't actually raised on Irk, nor did he get a PAK made by the empire, so he doesn't have the programming to obey and not question the empire and see how crazy it is. XD)
[ ] Is a invader
[ ] Abuses drugs, or smokes without being effected by its effects.
[ ] Is a alcoholic without having any symptoms from being long term.
[X] Is defective (Irk would consider it a defect. XD)
[ ] They have a multiple personality disorder
[ ] They are bipolar
 Is a Mass Murderer
[ ] Has the personality of a canon character
[ ] Is he/she selfishly manipulative?
[ ] Overly competitive
[O] Flirty (she can be at times. XD)
[ ] Always brings up good morals
[ ] Acts like Gir
[ ] Acts like a animal
TOTAL: 3 for Xeir, 1 for Oannes. XD
Supernatural (Each of these are 3 points)
[ ] Is immortal
[ ] Happens to be either a demon or a angel
[ ] Is a vampire or part vampire
[ ] Are they a hybrid
[ ] Is possessed by a demon
[ ] Can use magic of some sort
[ ] Do they have any unnatural body parts (wings, tails, etc) if so add 1 point for each extra appendage such as tails, ears, noses, wings, etc.
[ ] Has no weaknesses
[ ] Is a geisha, cowboy, singer, punk, gypsy, or emo, etc.
[ ] Enhanced mystical or scientifically (super speed, super strength, flying, regenerating limbs, jump super long distances) (add 1 point for each power)
[ ] Is loved by everyone
[ ] Can spit acid, or has acidic blood
[ ] Has single handedly defeated hordes of people or creatures at one time
[ ] Cannot die
[ ] They always win (whether it's games, fighting, or races, etc)
Rp (worth 2 point each. Skip this section is you don't rp.)
[ ] Able to dodge any attack, and is never hittable
[ ] Is never hindered or slowed down in any environment
[ ] Cannot feel any physical pain with consequences of bleeding to death or weakening
[ ] Is able to parry and catch everything thrown at them
[ ] Weeps for or cannot stop thinking about their true love
[ ] They most be with someone. (Is dramatic)
[ ] Wants to help someone out to eventually fall in love or hope the person falls for them
[ ] Tries to force another into doing what they want with force, and succeeding
[ ] Is excessively horny
[ ] Does not follow the plot if rp contains one (crack and random rps don't count)
[ ] Is excessively cocky, and taunting without ever showing a change in attitude during life threatening situations
[ ] Is better than everyone else
[ ] Has the ability to take control of another rpers character to get what they want
Character (worth 1 point each)
[ ] Is born naturally
[ ] Lives on Earth without any explanation
[ ] Has been on earth before
[/] Was an experiment of some sort (not sure if you'd call it an experiment. XD)
[ ] Has been raped
[ ] Is a rapist
[ ] Lost a lover or loved one.
[ ] Wants revenge
[/] Was abused. (horribly interrogated. XD)
[ ] Is the character related to royalty or nobility?
[ ] Is the long lost brother/sister of a canon character?
[ ] Is related to a canon character?
[ ] Is in love with a canon character?
[ ] The canon character loves them back.
[ ] They were assigned to Earth
[ ] Do they want revenge on Zim
[ ] They are loved by the Tallests.
[ ] They were able to kill multiple people as a smeet/child
[ ] They are never caught
[ ] Is of high rank in the empire without height counting
[ ] Uses a weapon from earth (handgun, medieval swords, scythes etc.)
[ ] Has a tragic past (tragic how? XD)
[ ] The character is the last surviving member of their family.
[ ] Was the character ever forcibly banished from the Empire?
[O] Was the character abandoned by her/his caregivers?
[\] Did the character run away from home or break out of a experimental facility? (she sorta did but not really. XD)
[ ] Does the character consider her/his beauty/talent/skill/etc. a curse?
[ ] Does the character have a SIR resembling GIR (looks even remotely like him)
[ ] Does the character ever easily learn a difficult skill (e.g. learn to be a amazing pilot in a matter of weeks)?
[ ] Does the character have an amazing singing voice?
[ ] Does the character "just know things"?
[ ] Is the character repeatedly rivaled by the same person?
[ ] Does the character suffer punishment for a crime she/he did not commit?
[ ] They are of high class
[ ] They always get their way
[ ] Work jobs normally humans would work (like a teacher, president, etc. If seen in the show like janitor or fast food restaurants, ignore this.)
[ ] Their favorite food is cookies, cupcakes, and tacos. (only these specific food items, since Irkens are snack and fast food junkies)
[ ] They eat normal non-processed meat or animals (sorry Irkens only eat heavily processed greasy meat, sandwiches, fastfood, and junk food.)
[ ] Can run on all fours (sorry, bi-pedal beings bodies aren't built to run on all fours with their shorter arms and longer legs. Unless they end up with a damaged spine eventually.)
TOTAL: 1 for Xeir. 1.5 for Oannes.
De-Suifier (subtract 1 point)
[X] Do you ever poke fun at your character's faults/weaknesses and/or use them as part of the plot?
[O] Is Over weight (chunky, or even chubby) (does a huge vort ass count? XD)
[O] Is plain looking.
[X] Physical defect that hinders a weakness (robot arm and eye causes him SO much annoyance at times. XD)
[x] Has actual scars, from a fight, or from past experiences.
[x] Has bad habits. (has a couple of ticks and twitches when embarrassed. XD)
[ ] Is a smeet or child
[ ] They are physically disabled/weak
[ ] Can't fight at all
[ ] Has a phobia
[ ] They always fail
[x] They are single
[x] Are homeless
[ ] Does your character suffer post-traumatic stress disorder as a result of everything they have gone or go through?
[x] Has your character ever misjudged someone else?
[xO] Is clumsy, or unlucky
[O] Is unintelligent (dumb, stupid, or idiotic) (she can be at times. XD)
[ ] They appear older than they actually are
[ ] They happen to smell strange, or bad.
TOTAL: -8 for Xeir. -4 for Oannes.
De-Suifier (subtract 2 points)
[ ] Is absolutely hideous
[ ] Is very obese
[ ] Is middle to old aged
[ ] Does your character act in odd and/or awkward ways that other people find strange and confusing? (weird, and just someone no one wants to be around.)
[ ] Has a bad personality (such as being mean,etc)
[ ] Is mentally retarded
[ ] looks like a normal Irken (no strange antennae, none of that just typically normal)
Xeir = -1
heeeeey, not too bad. XD
-26 to -4 (Anti-Sue)
They have too many flaws, and most likely has little to no personality. They could use some tweaking.
-3 to 10 (Normal Character)
You have a well balanced interesting character of good and bad.
11 to 15 (Border Sue)
Your character is on the verge of being a Mary sue, and is most likely annoying to some. However they can be toned down and fixed.
16 to 150 (Mary Sue)
Your character is a Mary sue, hands down. It's best for you to redesign them completely.